by Anonymous September 14, 2003
Get the the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game mug.used to agree to something.
evolved from a basketball game. the free wasnt called, 2 points was called, didnt happen. it then followed a HEAVY package chop in the direction of the PE teacher.
evolved from a basketball game. the free wasnt called, 2 points was called, didnt happen. it then followed a HEAVY package chop in the direction of the PE teacher.
eg no 1.
Browny: *whistle*
Pat: (looks up extremly fucked off and raises index and middle finger)"2 points?!"
Browny: *shakes head*
Pat: *raises both hands and motions down and chops down HARD on groin aiming in Browny's direction*
eg no 2.
Brett : i fucked some girl off vodaphone live HOOOII
Pat : really? 2 POINTS!
Browny: *whistle*
Pat: (looks up extremly fucked off and raises index and middle finger)"2 points?!"
Browny: *shakes head*
Pat: *raises both hands and motions down and chops down HARD on groin aiming in Browny's direction*
eg no 2.
Brett : i fucked some girl off vodaphone live HOOOII
Pat : really? 2 POINTS!
by Pmac April 23, 2006
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Man points are of biblicly monumentous importance to a mans day to day life
they are infact,part of a points system that the big G(God) came up with himself.They are point of which are awarded by oneself or another man on the completion of a manely task.With these points come not only bragging rights,but a sence of self satisfaction and supeiorority over more feeble men
manely tasks enclued:
.Stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames
.chopping down a tree with an axe
.sharpening a pencil with a knife
.digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance)
.belching loudly
.peeing over 1meter
.writting a letter with a self sharpened quill
.drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness)
.speeding
.talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent
.knocking someone out
and many, many more
Man points are of biblicly monumentous importance to a mans day to day life
they are infact,part of a points system that the big G(God) came up with himself.They are point of which are awarded by oneself or another man on the completion of a manely task.With these points come not only bragging rights,but a sence of self satisfaction and supeiorority over more feeble men
manely tasks enclued:
.Stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames
.chopping down a tree with an axe
.sharpening a pencil with a knife
.digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance)
.belching loudly
.peeing over 1meter
.writting a letter with a self sharpened quill
.drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness)
.speeding
.talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent
.knocking someone out
and many, many more
"Morgan i just Stoked a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames,chopped down a tree with an axe,sharpened a pencil with a knife,dug a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance),belched loudly,peeed over 1meter,wrote a letter with a self sharpened quill,drank alot of beer without showing it(drunkness),sped,talked loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent,knocked someone out."
"wow your a god of man points"
"yer im pretty good, as are you"
"wow your a god of man points"
"yer im pretty good, as are you"
by tiediedemon December 26, 2007
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Get the nub points mug.Unexpected credit bestowed for a deed or action resulting in special favor of the recipient in the brownie point giver's eyes. Negative brownie points are also avaliable and can also deduct from the brownie point count (which is never really accurate in the first place).
Adriel tried to earn brownie points for prizes but soon discovered the joy in earning brownie points is that there are no prizes, only accumulating credit resulting in the warmed heart of his friends.
by Nicole Drinovsky November 6, 2008
Get the brownie points mug.A points system of an accumulation of stereotypical attributes that make black men more desirable to black women. Depending on how negative the black stereotype is, the higher the value it is in "nigga points"....
for example:
sold drugs = 10 nigga points
gang banger = 15 nigga points
has dreads = 13 nigga points
wears a chain = 1.5 nigga points
tattoos = 5 nigga points
own an unregistered firearm = 20 nigga points
killed a man = 25 nigga points
etc...
the more "nigga points" you have as a black man, the wider range of black women you have available to you for dating and recreational sex. If you are a black man with a low NP score, you will undoubtedly have a hard time dating black women... or in some cases other groups of women since other races of women stereotype black men as well.
for example:
sold drugs = 10 nigga points
gang banger = 15 nigga points
has dreads = 13 nigga points
wears a chain = 1.5 nigga points
tattoos = 5 nigga points
own an unregistered firearm = 20 nigga points
killed a man = 25 nigga points
etc...
the more "nigga points" you have as a black man, the wider range of black women you have available to you for dating and recreational sex. If you are a black man with a low NP score, you will undoubtedly have a hard time dating black women... or in some cases other groups of women since other races of women stereotype black men as well.
GUY #1: Damn, how come Shantay curved me? My game was smooth?
GUY #2: Bro, look at you. You don't have enough nigga points... get some tattoos, some dreads, get some drip, and maybe try again.
GUY #2: Bro, look at you. You don't have enough nigga points... get some tattoos, some dreads, get some drip, and maybe try again.
by King Jamba July 23, 2022
Get the nigga points mug.Lt Colonel Bob screams GIMME MY POINTS when xbox live would not deliver his points to him, even though he bought them with his money.
by Lt Colonel Bob January 16, 2009
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