Poltergasm

A haunting not caused by the dead, but rather by suppressed emotions, in this case a person's sexual frustration

Ruby: The entity in this house was born specifically out of Francine's sexual frustration. I like to call it a poltergasm. Gestures with his finger
Steve: What are you doing?
Ruby: I just drew a trademark sign with my finger, child, because I've registered the word "poltergasm." Any movie scripts you write based on your experiences here, Ruby gets a slice.

by Mr poopybuthole June 13, 2017

a very potter threequel

the imaginary third musical in the popular a very potter musical series. it follows a very potter sequel, and many fans have been spamming darren criss' twitter, begging for such a totally awesome show. we don't know if it would follows harry and co., the marauders, or the next generation, but we do know that it's gonna be totally awesome.

person one; "damn, i wish there was a very potter threequel!"
person two; "merlin's pants, i know. that'd be supermegafoxyawesomehot.

by red vines January 24, 2011

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

The crappy name the Yanks gave to the first Harry Potter book, actually called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Was changed because they didn't think Americans would understand the word philosopher. Which is a good point I suppose.

Me: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first book in the Harry Potter series :)

American Nerd: Isn't it called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone? :/

Me: Ugh, I hate Yanks. -.-

by thatdude33 November 3, 2010

Pottermore

Also known as: SLEEP DEPRIVATION.

A website created for entertainment purposes of potterheads everywhere, whilst also creating sleep deprivation in teenagers everywhere.

P1: Why do you look so sleepy today?
P2: Pottermore.

by anotherpotterhead August 1, 2011

post-Potter dialect

The effect of reading a Harry Potter book all day. Then through instant messenger or verbal conversation, the reader speaks in ultra-proper english, that of fantasy book characters.

"What did you do today?"
"I called into work this morning and slept until about 4pm. Upon waking up the fever had subsided and my throat was much better."
"Cool"
"Yes, thank goodness. This week is sure to be hell anyway, glad i don't have to fair it while sick."
"Dude, lay off the potter. You've got post-Potter dialect syndrome"

by marrklar August 6, 2007

Potter prone

After reading the Harry Potter series, every mention of it will cause a devastatingly long discussion about characters and events in the novels.

Generally, you are Potter prone if you do such things.

1: Hey, that guy kinda looks like Hagrid!

2: Hagrid! I love that guy. Did you know he was accused of opening the Chamber of Secrets? Did you know he had a pet spider named Aragog? Hagrid likes dragons too. He was a member of the Order of the Phoenix. Did you know he brings Harry to the Burrow when Harry turns 17? Did you know...

1: You are so Potter prone!

by CrossCountryFool155 January 9, 2011

The Potter Effect

when people don't leave their houses for days or hours (depending on how fast a reader one is) at a time as a result of the latest harry potter book coming out. nobody goes online or outside for fear that someone might reveal the ending.

girl: Mom, can I hang out with you tonight? The new Harry Potter just came out and nobody's free. On second thought, maybe I'll just go out and buy the book.

by hpfan5 September 6, 2005