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Porto

The best Portugal's city. People from Lisbon are envious of Porto people. Porto is AMAZING. We have Porto wine and food which are simply fantastic. Futebol Clube do Porto (FCP or just Porto) is the best team ever. Benfica fans are a fucking cunts. They're just jealous cause in 10 years, Porto won 7 of the championships and Benfica only 2. Porto people are friendly and love people who visit Porto.

Lisbon is basically the joke of Portugal! And Porto is basically the best place ever!

Oh, and Porto river (Rio Douro) is considered one of the most beautiful places to visit by the NEW YORK TIMES! Yeah, its true, go the internet and you'll find the review.
People from Lisbon: Lisbon is the best city of the world! We're awesome! Porto sucks!

All over Portugal: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha cool story bro, tell it again.
by True story, bro. March 13, 2012
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Extra Large Portion of Yum-Yum

An Extra Large Portion of Yum-Yum would be like an extra large quadruple bacon thick burger with deep fried onions, chocolate pudding, and high fructose corn syrup.
by Kokuhyou~ January 8, 2010
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portilo

The only thing that is good and fine in the world.
Everything and anything you ever wanted.
And a delicious treat!
"Do you like ze Portilo my friend?"
"OOOOOhh my portilo"
"Would you like to eat ze portilo?"
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PotionLand

PotionLand best server for all minemen out there
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Portia Zee

I hate Portia zee. Fuck Portia zee
by stepbro quavion October 21, 2020
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Bro Potion

Any energy drink , such as Monster , Red Bull , etc. , etc. , especially those with motocross ties / sponsorships .
Bro # 1 : "Man , I feel like shit this morning ... and I gotta go paint the outhouse I built over at my girlfriend's house .

Bro # 2 : " Dude , grab a couple of Monsters ( "Bro Potion" ) and peel-out in your white Silverado with the MMA stickers on it ! "
by Mike Hawkburns May 17, 2010
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mixing potions

The act of dry humping someone will you are intoxicated and half conscious.
I was drinking with a girl last night, and after five shots we went to bed and started mixing potions.
by Bruse Johngood May 8, 2014
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