Orphan Porridge

(noun): the act of space docking (anally) while which the delivering party of the space dock has a pronounced case of diarrhea.

"Bro, I was totally going to space dock Krystal last night, but it turned out to be orphan porridge."

by Muhahahaha! December 5, 2013

Porridge

A term referencing to male sperm cells

How much porridge did yo girl eat last night?

by aquamos29 October 14, 2018

Porridge boy

Means a male that is a pussyhole, basically doesn't fight nor stand up for himself

Yo that guy is a straight porridge boy cuz

by A real nigga like me born June 13, 2023

porridger

A big-hearted clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around all beefy making a nuisance of himself. He's a right porridger!

by Misha T August 6, 2016

porridge curtain

Hadrian's Wall. Taking inspiration from the Berlin wall the symbolic border of the Iron Curtain.

After working in England for most of his life, Mac moved back north of the Porridge Curtain when he retired.

by DaveBourne January 27, 2024

gone off porridge

When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.

by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023

porridger

Definition: A graceless try-hard

Example: Look at him running around with his elbows out. He's a right porridger!

by Pikkapowa August 5, 2016