Dirt Poor

You

You are dirt poor

by UnicornSaures March 7, 2022

poor sausage

- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.

Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''

by Orange Tiger February 6, 2017

Street poor

Homeless person who chills in town center. They all have the same dog. Often seen in garments such as Cav Coats and slappy wristbands. Secretly love Sepultura...

Whoah, look at the street poor, bet he loves Chaos A.D.

by Sepulfuckintura August 25, 2008

Filthy poor

The first definition ever. So fucking poor you eat your own teeth for food. This is 2021. To be honest it's worse than poverty and my heart goes out to you if you identify with being raised with this standard of living. In America, we need better ways to raise our people strong!

You're so filthy poor I'd give you my food from my lunchbox, because I don't need it!

by Thorshammer2021 September 1, 2021

Poor Ham

A term used to show empathy for particular person or object that has met an ill fate.
usually preceded by an interjection such as "aww"

Girl 1: OMG!!! BOOGER JUST DIED!!!
Girl 2: GASP!!! POOR HAMMMM!!!

Guy 1: Yeah well after that whole incident the farmer was gonna kill Babe cause he thought he killed the sheep after finding blood on his nose.
Guy 2: Oh wow, Poor Ham.

by J-Rawk October 8, 2009

shovel poor

When you can't afford a snowblower and have to manually remove snow with a shovel.

Sue has no crisp clean snowblower driveway and sidewalk lines. She's shovel poor...

by Los_A January 15, 2018

Poor Romneys

A pair of flip flops made from old plastic bottles.

Hobo bob couldn't afford shoes so grabbed some old plastic soda bottles and made himself a pair of Poor Romneys.

by RReagan August 8, 2012