proofed

an extremely unpopular, but untapped slang word for getting drunk that was slipped to me by a guy in uptown with a red dress shirt and a really skinny black leather tie. it's really precise - that is, it really makes you think about the numbers.

I imagine "proofed" is thought of like a workout: 40 proof, 3 reps, 5 sets, etc, ad nauseum.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.
Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:
I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.
He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.
Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.

*this is a pun about puking.

trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.

by brokeblokejokes May 27, 2006

Pooed the Scrooch

Freudian slip of Screwed the Pooch that one can never allow to be lived down.

Person1: I can't believe we pooed the scrooch on that one.
Person2: HAHAHA you mean Screwed the Pooch? HAHA omg I can't believe you said pooed the scrooch!!

by PCFG February 4, 2012

Pooned

A rather new dis in the online gaming world, which means, owned, or easy but insane kill. Its like the person who got pooned just got a big slap by the other person

Most people just say "pooned"

Damn man you just got POONED

by D3r3k May 19, 2005

poored

To get shafted or screwed in some way, usually with respect to a gaming loss in which one's defeat was largely due to extreme bad luck or good luck on the part of the opponent.

omfg! That guy had five life left when he headshotted me! I got totally poored!

by RoboSpy March 12, 2004

poofer

When a vagina is so big that the only noise made during sex is the poooooofff. Sometimes just the slip of a finger might turn into a whole hand, arm, leg and even head..

Man that girl was so hot untill we started to get it on and i fell in, she had a real poofer

by jibjab25 January 25, 2011

poofer

One who has an especially crap taste in music - i.e. Neil Diamond

Stay Hungry

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Poofer

A device created with piping to blow a poof of fire. When created and built correctly, they will create a sudden ball of fire. The device uses a bottle of propane, piped into an expansion tank. From the expansion tank you pipe to a valve. After the valve you have an ignition source.
Popularly used at Burning Man.

Damn, that poofer blows out a HHUUUGEE fireball!

by Lightplumes March 2, 2011