Pontiac

THE most effective torque monsters ever produced, a brand that at one point in time dominated both NASCAR and the NHRA. Manufacturers of some of the sexiest cars ever created and crushed by general motors executive management and the federal government's non driving car czars. Only if there were more men like John Delorean, Jim Wangers, and Pete Estes who decided it was easier to ask forgiveness than permission and snuck the GTO out the back door.

Man 1 "What does the front of a Pontiac look like?"
Man 2 "I don't know I've only ever seen the tail lights."

Moron "Hey you know what Pontiac stands for?"
Intelligent Person "Please only nice tits in and around car."

by The General Sterling Price April 19, 2011

PONTIAC

P=Poor
O=Old
N=Nigger
T=Thinks
I=Its
A=A
C=Cadilac

Poor old nigger thinks its a cadilac.

The Poor old man thought the pontiac was a Cadilac.

by HELLS AS5ASSIN6 March 4, 2009

pontiac

'Poor ol guinea wishes he could afford a car'

Hey, look at that kids..The guy who couldnt even afford a 1974 used gremlin was found on urban dictionary putting down pontiacs, even though he could never afford to buy or drive one. HA

No wonder youre out of work and have no money, you must spend all your free time on urban dictionary hating.

by rca3 September 24, 2006

ping ponging

In a porno (usually)when 2 guys are double penetrating the female, the guy on top's scrotum is so long that it actually swings back and forth to the point where it tags both his own anus and the other guy's scrotum.

When J-Lo was getting the double-dick action, P-diddy was mad ping ponging AFLAAAACK's nuts!

by Mcfelcha January 28, 2003

Poninja

A small, skilled bullet-shaped being that wears a cloak exposing only it's face. They have no arms, feet, or legs, only floating hands. Poninjas are experts with any weapon, both prodjectile and melee.

To see the poninjas in action, visit www.poninjas.com

The poninja skillfully thwacked the soldier with a long stick.

by AngryMouse14 April 10, 2004

pontiac

p- poor
o- old
n- nigger
t- thinks
i- it's
a - a
c- caddilac

man that nigga thinks that crappy pontiac is a nice caddy

by ginsy May 5, 2008

Poncified

To be over dressed 'as a ponce' especially if one is ordinarily rather conservative in dress. Applies mainly to men. Not a compliment but an observation, sometimes with negative connotations.
eg a man dressed in a suit and tie for a date or interview and wearing sftershave, when he normally dresses casually and is unshaven, is an example of someone who is 'poncified'.
See the film 'Alfie' starring Michael Caine, where the word is used.

Look at you all poncified. Where do you think you' re going? Buckingham Palace?

by HochmaMan December 8, 2009