Pontificate

A euphemism used for "fuck." Succeeded by the previous, "whatever."

Ow! Fuck this door! I mean, pontificate this door!

by Cricketmon August 13, 2010

pontins

1. a: A hairy asshole.
b: Usually found on a forest ranger.
2: a: Axel frog.
b: 50 Cent
3: a: Furry tennis BALLS.

Ex 1: Godammit! Did you see the pontin on that kid?

Ex 2: Godammit! When that forest range needed to groove, his pontins were in the wide open, and he told us they had pride.

Ex 3: Godammit! What the fuck is up with this pontin singer person frog.

Ex 4: Godammit! That pontin was shot in da hood!

Ex 5: Godammit! You stole my extra furry pontin. Don't carress it. Or, massage it. You'll break it! FUCK!

by Butros June 22, 2006

PANTiPOLE

n. A penis, duh? You can utilize a pantipole when attracting a mate or avoiding them.

I stuck my PANTiPOLE in her SCHUPii!

by SHit Tooth STU June 12, 2008

Pontiac Driver

An individual who drives a Pontiac. This term originates from a marketing slogan used by GM to promote their shitty Pontiac automobiles. However, in recent years it has been more commonly used as a derogatory term, as Pontiacs seem to be the car of choice for those with absolutely no driving skills.

Dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.

I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!

by cokemidget January 14, 2008

pontic

pontic:noun.
Poor
Old
Niggers
Think
Its
Cadillac

yo im gonna get me a brand new pontic

by cool cat October 7, 2004

Pontificate

Another smart person word for thinking

My brain is awash with theorems and profundities that i can pontificate upon at length

by Shmishy🌝 January 6, 2018

olivia pontiff

girl i want to come with me to prom

Hey olivia pontiff will you go to prom with me?

by PeterRabbit March 22, 2009