poner

1. abbrev. pony tail.
see pone

i didn't have time to brush my hair today, so i put it up into a poner.

by plaquemouth October 12, 2006

Poned

A cunning mix between getting boned and pawned rolled into one sweet motherfucking word.

Can be used to describe a victim of intense anal.

Davie: My granny died.

Jim: Poned man. PONED.

Or

Timothy: Albert gave it to me really hard last night. I was bleeding red and brown.

Doctor: YOU GOT PONED.

by Dr. Bonage October 9, 2009

se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal

A Spanish phrase used to motivate couch potatoes and meaning " yellah , get your behind off the couch and do something productive"

A father starts screaming " son , get your bum off the couch...

Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?

father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.

by Sexydimma June 10, 2013

poner

An impotency problem when you really don't want it. Mhahahahahahaha!

Dammit you're hot, but I have a poner problem at the moment.

by Tyler Matthews January 25, 2004

poned

PONED EXACTLY MEANS: POWERFULLY OWNED

look the other examples for poned :D

by sheisvictoria May 30, 2009

poned

powerfully owned. like if you trip over a rug, that rug just poned you. if you get the last snack, you just poned whoever wanted that last snack.

frank: ah, ha. i just got the last goldfish.
rob: did i just get poned?
frank: yeah, face.

by djdanger October 9, 2008

poner

A mix between a poser and a stoner.. kewl, hu!?!

"You damn poner!!"
"wtF is that supposed to mean??"
"shutup you mongolion mongoose!!"

by I have a name??? March 1, 2004