pokemon sexist

Not capturing a Pokémon because of it being a female or male

Man, Rob is such a pokemon sexist, he restarted the game 5 times to make the pokemon become male

by RandomRedneck34 February 16, 2015

pokemon cards

a slang term for marijuana. used by stoners when they can't use any other common names for marijuana (pot, weed, ganja, bud, etc.) because of the presence of authority figures or people who oppose marijuana.

(as teacher walks by)

harold: hey man, you wanna buy some pokemon cards after school?

kumar: hell yeah man!

by The Fantastic Mr. Fox June 28, 2009

Poemtry

An eloquent combination of stories and poetry. They stand as a literary class all of their own.

I wrote feminist poemtry to express my self loathing

by Turtle dick June 28, 2017

Pokemon XY

A masterpiece.

This show is good, but isn't a Pokemon XY.

by DaBaby is DaGoat April 14, 2021

pokemon

a very fun rpg video game that i at 18 still injoy about capurturing and figting with kick ass monsters sounds like fun to bad they went ruined in 97 98 by making a baby show about it ruing the 1995 video game

dude pokemon is awesome the game not the queer ass baby show

by xion May 7, 2005

Pokemon gangsta

SE Asian gang members who use their drug money to buy seemingly uncool trading cards (Pokemon, Yu-gi-Oh, etc etc).

Any asian in a gang who enjoys trading card games is a Pokemon gangsta.

by Allhustle November 17, 2009

Pokemon paranoia

That moment your boyfriend /partner takes a minute too long to take your photo.

"Done yet?"
"Nah this lighting's really shit. Let me try something with the settings"
"...okay, how about now?"
"I think the camera app just crashed, gimme a sec"
"If this is another Vaporeon asshole...."

--Pokemon paranoia

by Dude_why_are_my_socks_wet July 23, 2016