A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.
Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.
by ericccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc December 25, 2007
Example 1-
screenname1: (1:00:06 pm) hey whats up?
screenname2: (1:00:30 pm) nothing you
screenname2: (1:03:01 pm) u there?
screenname2: (1:05:12 pm) broo wtf what are you doing
screenname1: (1:05:40 pm) yoo..my bad my comp just got Pod-Fucked
screenname1: (1:00:06 pm) hey whats up?
screenname2: (1:00:30 pm) nothing you
screenname2: (1:03:01 pm) u there?
screenname2: (1:05:12 pm) broo wtf what are you doing
screenname1: (1:05:40 pm) yoo..my bad my comp just got Pod-Fucked
by Tom Ditta April 25, 2008
by The305 November 11, 2019
When you jerk off two dicks at once. The dicks must be on each side, so it looks like you're pod racing.
by Jerk Store September 16, 2008
by Brendar January 26, 2011
The vape appliance, juul. You put pods in it which are filled with juice that contains nicotine. You can buy a pack containing 1/5 flavors (or in the starter pack 4 of the flavors) mint, tobacco, fruit, crême, and the absolute best of all (and fuck you all juul stores for never having any left in stock) mango.
Just blew threw a whole pack of juul pods this weekend and now I gotta go back to the store and Buy more
by Heeeyooo April 04, 2017
Someone undesirable to an extreme degree. Usually someone completely oblivious to the way others percieve them.
-Traits of a seed pod-
Never anything positive to say.
Always looks for the flaws in anything so to make sure its
not looked at as perfect.
Poorly educated yet resonates an aura of superiority.
Is always at the disco alone and tries to slip into your
area of occupance so to seem like they are with you.
Socially maladaptive
-Traits of a seed pod-
Never anything positive to say.
Always looks for the flaws in anything so to make sure its
not looked at as perfect.
Poorly educated yet resonates an aura of superiority.
Is always at the disco alone and tries to slip into your
area of occupance so to seem like they are with you.
Socially maladaptive
Katinka: Ugh, theres jefree standing by the bar.
Petrova: Let's walk by the dj booth fast before he spots us, hes such a seed pod.
Petrova: Let's walk by the dj booth fast before he spots us, hes such a seed pod.
by Aniko October 07, 2006