planking

The seemingly harmless trend of lying face down, perfectly stiff, on various structures and ojects, esp. in public. Also known as the 'Lying Down Game".
I was walking through the park when I saw someone planking on the roundabout.
by Karsciyin May 20, 2011
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plank

idiot person, like some people i wont mention, like Ben, like i said, i wont mention them...
Ben... yep thats about it
by shiny-head, but not bald September 05, 2003
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planked

Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."
I can't believe I went home with Mia last night. I am really ashamed because the bitch is planked.
by FazedNB October 01, 2006
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Planking

A form of art when thou shall lay on a miscellaneous object, stiff as a dog that has been hit by a car with a blank expression on thou face. Can almost be done anywhere.
Dude, today I planked on my Chimney!" "really? I planked on a fire hydrant!" I love Planking!
by Thuqnificent July 08, 2011
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Planking

the gayest ass shit. Usually done by dubs and losers.
Who the fuck is planking over there?
oh its just a dub with no friends.
by urbankid102 November 24, 2011
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Planking

The act of lying face down in an extremely rigid state, with arms and legs straight, hence resembling a wooden 'plank'. Recent, hard-hitting fad in particular throughout Australia. Has been known to be lethal if participated in irrisponsibly, however the fad involves competition of participators composed of the danger/difficulty of the particular plank. Despite this, planking can be embraced by the begginner to the advanced, with potential planking surfaces ranging from the ground to on top of moving vehicles. However many plankers choose to rest the head on one surface and the feet on another, hence creating a bridgelike 'plank'.
by flip69 May 19, 2011
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Planking

The most stupid thing ever created that actually entertains people
Bill: Hey do u want to plank on that stairwall?
Chris: Nah planking is stupid and gay
by swaggtv1969 July 30, 2011
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