Planking

One of the many stupid things humanity resorts to when bored

go on the intranet, you'll find an example of planking

by Imma Bigweiner July 28, 2011

plank

idiot person, like some people i wont mention, like Ben, like i said, i wont mention them...

Ben... yep thats about it

by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003

planked

Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."

I can't believe I went home with Mia last night. I am really ashamed because the bitch is planked.

by FazedNB October 2, 2006

Planking

A form of art when thou shall lay on a miscellaneous object, stiff as a dog that has been hit by a car with a blank expression on thou face. Can almost be done anywhere.

Dude, today I planked on my Chimney!" "really? I planked on a fire hydrant!" I love Planking!

by Thuqnificent July 8, 2011

Planking

the gayest ass shit. Usually done by dubs and losers.

Who the fuck is planking over there?
oh its just a dub with no friends.

by urbankid102 November 24, 2011

Planking

The most stupid thing ever created that actually entertains people

Bill: Hey do u want to plank on that stairwall?
Chris: Nah planking is stupid and gay

by swaggtv1969 July 30, 2011

Planking

The act of lying face down in an extremely rigid state, with arms and legs straight, hence resembling a wooden 'plank'. Recent, hard-hitting fad in particular throughout Australia. Has been known to be lethal if participated in irrisponsibly, however the fad involves competition of participators composed of the danger/difficulty of the particular plank. Despite this, planking can be embraced by the begginner to the advanced, with potential planking surfaces ranging from the ground to on top of moving vehicles. However many plankers choose to rest the head on one surface and the feet on another, hence creating a bridgelike 'plank'.

Lets go planking, man

by flip69 June 12, 2011