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90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023
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Ping pong driver

On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.
That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!
by namelessfreewaydriver September 29, 2023
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The Ping Pong

A man wears a strap on backwards. He stands between two girls and thrusts back and forth while the girls remain still. This is the ping pong.
"Bruh, I just did The Ping Pong with the whole women's ping pong team last night and the girls were fucked senseless."
"Bruh we gotta try dual mode sometime."
by WobniarTheSixth January 7, 2020
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Ping Pong Foreplay

When 2 guys are kissing on the same girl but trying to pass the girl off to the other. Neither want to fuck her.
I watched these guys play ping pong foreplay all night with a drink bitch neither was interested in fucking
by Marsha69 February 10, 2020
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Bio ping pong

A two people game. One (must be male) freezes his cum in the shape of a ball. When it's frozen he puts it in its mouth and kisses someone else. While kissing they try to push the cum snowball to each other's side, until one chooses on it or it melts in the mouth
This slut Janna cheated on me so I tricked her with bio ping pong. She now have 3 STDs
by Igorthecthulhu February 18, 2020
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Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE
Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE
by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020
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ping pong

a white person who has very squinty eyes and looks asian
omg isabelle you asian ping pong
by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020
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