The act of stopping mid stream while urinating to pop a squat. Often necessarily executed in haste as a result of blindly trusting a fart that has gone awry while taking a piss. There is no time to flex the stream closed. It must be manually pinched off and involves the act of shuffling awkwardly while simultaneously attempting to put the seat down and drop trou'. SHALL only be attempted by seasoned professionals.
Dave: "That was a long piss. You good bro?"
Ryan: "I was mid stream when the Chinese food hit, I had to pinch and pivot to avoid catastrophe."
Sarah spent the weekend cleaning the bathroom as a result of a poorly executed pinch and pivot by Scott.
Ryan: "I was mid stream when the Chinese food hit, I had to pinch and pivot to avoid catastrophe."
Sarah spent the weekend cleaning the bathroom as a result of a poorly executed pinch and pivot by Scott.
by Dirty D 69 November 3, 2018
Get the pinch and pivot mug.Squeezing your sphincter muscle to keep from shitting yourself. Commonly used in reference to a blowout or diarrhea. Not to be confused with a turtle head where solid shit is encroaching the sphincter and leaving skid marks.
by Looselipsdontcare September 23, 2014
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The act of prolonging a bowell movement by flexing the sphincter muscle. Sometimes the pinch is not administered in time which leads to a head of feces protruding resembling a turltes head; making an unpleasant mark in the undergarments and resulting in a foul odor.
by JAZ October 14, 2004
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skeeza or any other type of female to "Hurry The Fuck Up" when they tell you there going to the girls room,or there going to powder there nose.
skeeza or any other type of female to "Hurry The Fuck Up" when they tell you there going to the girls room,or there going to powder there nose.
by Johnny Fairplay August 17, 2007
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In human form: a pilchard is a no good, manipulating git who slimes into your life without warning, often in an underhand and devious manner. The pilchard, or pilch, (if you will) will take you for all you are worth, sucking you dry of emotion, money and soul. They have a distinctive look (like Eddie Windass off Coronation Street) but this may be overlooked due to their uncanny ability to fit in and mingle with the everyday folk and ultimately defecate on the lives of all they come into contact with.
In human form: a pilchard is a no good, manipulating git who slimes into your life without warning, often in an underhand and devious manner. The pilchard, or pilch, (if you will) will take you for all you are worth, sucking you dry of emotion, money and soul. They have a distinctive look (like Eddie Windass off Coronation Street) but this may be overlooked due to their uncanny ability to fit in and mingle with the everyday folk and ultimately defecate on the lives of all they come into contact with.
That Phil is such a pilchard, he lived off me for a year and even got his mum to re-mortgage her house so he could spend it on Richmond Superkings and Joop. Next time I see him I'm going to marinate him in tomato sauce!
by loufoo April 28, 2011
Get the pilchard mug.An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.
by GTrain88 April 24, 2015
Get the pinch and a punch for the first day of the month mug.Term used in South America for a cock. Also used at the University of Pennsylvania as the nickname for a Costa Rican named Lionel.
by PichaPicha February 11, 2005
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