Protusque

Protusque is a word used when grotesque doesn't quite cut it. Used to describe disgusting, ugly and scummy things. A powerful and effective term used at your own risk.

"Oi, your face is Protusque"

"Did you see her dress the other night? Protusque or what!"

by Tuberider March 12, 2010

Photoshopfucked

A word used to describe the gasp after you see someone for the first time in person after having legnthly conversations with them on facebook, and realiased they were heavily photoshopped.

Matt : "Dude!! How was meeting that Sandy girl on Facebook, she looks soo hot!"

Ben : "She was fucking ugly dude, I got Photoshopfucked"

by Eb-South Africa June 29, 2011

Photosynthechris

Photosynthetic-chemical-sweat-sunlight-induced rash on a boy named Chris.

A kid named "Chris" that lovingly helps his mom on Mother's Day in the garden pulling weeds, wiping the sweat from his brow for hours in the hot sun, that then develops a strange and undiagnosable rash from the unknown chemical combination from the plants mixing with the sweat and the sunlight. So strange, in fact, that FIVE senior dermatologist are completely stumped by the rash covering his face, ears, neck, chest, and arms.

To make light of the rash at school, he calls himself PhotosyntheChris.

by PhotosyntheChris' Mom December 12, 2011

photoshoop

A sketchy, suspicious, and/or virus-ridden version of the Adobe Photoshop program. It is essentially a fake posing as the real thing, but not really because it's shit.

Danny: "Olivia, check the picture I'm making with Photoshoop!"
Olivia: "Danny, get that shit off of your computer! It's only a matter of time before Photoshoop screws it over."

by Danny, Smasher of Clitoris February 3, 2013

Photosniped

When one is photographed unbeknownst to his or her own awareness and have not been made aware by the photographer until immediately after the photo has been taken, a long period of time after the photograph has been taken, or in extreme circumstances, notified by the emergence of a picture in a public forum or social network.

Billy thought nobody noticed his terrible drunken attempt at his version of the lawnmower dance, until he logged onto his Facebook account the next day to discover he had been photosniped, and live action pictures of his terrible dance were all over the social network.

by JohnnyAppleweed February 22, 2013

Photoshophographer

Someone who is a Photographer and also a Photo retoucher and editor using Photoshop.

"Hey, I heard John is a great Photoshophographer"
"I am a professional Photoshophographer"

by TiPi June 9, 2014

Photoship

When you make a photoshopped image of two people you ship.

Kevin: Did you see that Photoship I made of Roë? (Ryan and Zoë)
Nara: Yeah, it was really well done!

by steelyogirl April 27, 2016