Conversation pervert

Someone who listens in on other people's conversations. An eavesdropper.

Person1: Hi, I like badgers, they're pretty cool.
Person2: Yeah they are.

Randomer: I agree, badgers are awesome!

Person1&2: Uhh okay.... conversation pervert.
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by eggybreadhead January 13, 2011

peter pervert

A pervert,pedophile,molestor,or just any dirty old man that creepily stares at you.AKA Chester the Molestor

Katie:Look at Peter Pervert over there.
Erin:Yeah he's totally Chester the Molestor.

by sophia! October 6, 2008

urban pervert

a fagot author that spends too much time on this site. Don't get me wrong this site is great ... but man! get a life!

Hi I'm urban pervert i have fun making definitions like penis vagina and custard canon.

by General Asswipe February 3, 2007

Urban Pervert

An author who is homophobic and likes corrective rape, and really just all kinds of not okay sexual harassment. Probably has never had a girlfriend. Or talked to a girl.

Hiiiii I am Urban Pervert I have no friends so I spend all my time masturbating or on urban dictionary yay for me and my insular, fucked-up lifestyle.

by Lezzzbefeminists December 28, 2010

Sock perverts

The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.

Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.

God damn, I need to go buy socks again; the sock perverts hit me hard.

by Slick James April 19, 2010

perverted dictionary

someone who knows mostly every perverted word and the meaning that you could go to when you need 2 define a perverted word you have never heard of.

E: Whats the meaning of loof?
G: Ask Joshua he'll know
E: Ok that foo is a perverted dictionary

E: Joshua what does loof mean?
J: When a guy shits in a girls pussy.

by Erica meow meow August 7, 2011

to catch a pervert

a MSNBC Dateline show where host Chris Hansen, a team of decoys disguised as underage youth, a hidden camera crew and law enforcement personnel. They have an elaborate scheme bordering on entrapment where they set out to reel in perverted adult men trying to hook up online, then in person with underage youth.

That guy last night on "to catch a pervert" really started crying when they tackled and handcuffed him. Hansen, the crew, and the cops were lovin' it! They know he's gonna get pounded every day for 20 years by his cell mates. I don't mean just beat down-he's gonna have a sore butt.

by busterboner August 31, 2009