pepperdine university

One of the most well-connected universities on the west coast espeially in SoCal. Without question contains the most beautiful views from some of there cafeterias. Jocks basically run the school they do what they want they party and play shitty. No one comes here to win a championship. We could beat the Zags in basketball if our boys would work as a team and figure it out. we have three of the top freshmen on the west according to reliable sources like sportscenter and espn.com. Our volleyball and baseball are nationally ranked year in year out. and as for our water polo team they were ranked number 4 in the country at one point this year. i heard they beat the bruins in westwood in like six overtimes. Most sports have young rosters if you look them up. Next year I predict a NCAA tourney run for bball and a national championship in at least volleyball(they won like two years ago and lost in national semi finals last year.)waves baseball is on the rise, likewise for the polo boys. they brought in the best recruiting class in 2007. so look out for domination in the DUB C-C or the MPSF.

Now the girls are top notch in looks. But 25% of the girls are so sluty Wilt Chamberlin would not touch them. About 68% are anti-social jesus freakes who will never do anything. The rest are the athelte chicks that are split right down the middle. some are hott some are not. some party some study.

I chose to play a Div. 1 sport at Pep over Cal because of many reasons. No one has anything on the BU!!

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by youtoel1288 January 11, 2009

Pepperoni Jew

A Pepperoni Jew would be classified as a person with a large amount of acne as well as a large nose. Acne + Large Nose = Pepperoni Jew. The person doesn't necessarily have to be Jewish.

Ewwwww, Tom. What a large nose you have. Such terrible acne you have too. PEPPERONI JEW

by akaOOLA July 24, 2010

Pepperoni Pizza

During a threesome, if one partner dies, the other two just puts the body under the bed and then they watch the Iron Chef on the Food Channel.

Dawg, that threesome was goin' great until it turned into a pepperoni pizza. But that Japanese cook was making that stove his bi-atch!

by David Galvez February 9, 2008

peppermint Van Buren

When you make a girl grow out her sideburns until they are the size of Martin Van Buren's, and then you use them as handles for when she sucks your dick while eating peppermint candy.

I gave that hairy bitch a peppermint Van Buren that would make Ambrose Burnside proud as pie.

by AmHistFetsh January 14, 2009

Peppermint Pati

A highly pleasurable sexual activity whereby a large female with engorged, sausage fingers gives you a vigorous ball sack massage using Ben Gay or Icy Hot.

I picked up that fat, ginger prostitute this week and she gave me a peppermint Pati in the backseat of my car. My sack is sill on fire.

I love Cindy’s sausage fingers. They cup my sack perfectly for a hot peppermint Pati.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2017

Peppermint Dragon

The sexual act of jizzing so hard up a girls nose that it starts to bleed. The blood and semen mix and come out in swirls...hence the peppermint dragon.

Brance felt like a big man and decided to give Brianne the peppermint dragon of a lifetime. Brianne could not smell again.

by Giorgio Ramani February 17, 2010

Peparami dick

A man with an abnormally large, but however, extremely thin Weiner.

girl#1: ''AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!'

*she runs down the stairs to re-join the party*
Dude#1: 'OMG?! whats the matter?!!!'
girl#1: ''i was about to give him some sweet-ass head, but he had a peparami dick!!!!!' :'(

by prickboy July 22, 2010