Definitions by AmHistFetsh

peppermint Van Buren 

When you make a girl grow out her sideburns until they are the size of Martin Van Buren's, and then you use them as handles for when she sucks your dick while eating peppermint candy.

I gave that hairy bitch a peppermint Van Buren that would make Ambrose Burnside proud as pie.

peppermint Van Buren by AmHistFetsh January 14, 2009