Peecrastination

When you go to pee but end up being on the toilet for more than a couple minutes because of procrastination on the phone.

Mom: What have you been doing in there?
Me: Oh, I'm just peecrastinating
Mom: peecrastination at its finest.

by peecrastination April 25, 2015

ex-pectacle

Ex-pectacles are the spectacles that your Ex will view your new flame with. An ex-partner will always think that your new partner is unattractive, which is explained by Ex-pectacles. This is similar to "beer goggles" but opposite!

Rani broke up with Raj months ago but thinks his new girlfriend is unattractive even when she is smoking hot! Rani must be using her Ex-pectacles.

by AxonL December 26, 2018

Under the pecan tree

Verb. Slang for cheating, usually between two people who are both married.

Brandon was under the pecan tree with Jennifer.

by girlsdontpoo October 22, 2020

Pedraum

A homosexuel who sucks a lot of cock

Look at that Pedraum

by djtouch September 25, 2009

gone pecans

a Southern term synonymous with "gone nuts", as in when somebody is doing something crazy, or saying something that doesn't make sense.

Ciza Sosay: So the people who picking pecans on the side of the road are they Gone Pecans??? I'm just saying I respect the hustle but are they Gone Pecans???? Somebody plz let me know.... LMAO..

Leanne: LOLS

by imswtmelissa December 6, 2011

pecap

A penis that goes the opposite direction of a normal penis. It goes inward as opposed to outward. It is often longer than a normal penis.

Dude, your pecap is sticking out the back of your pants.

by Rolf October 30, 2004

Pera

A Diss For Mutts aka Bulldogs

Norteno:You a fucking Pera?
Mutt: NO! *Shakes and Takes Off everything Red*

by XIV_NOF_FRE$NO August 23, 2011