pandamnesia or pandemnesia

The inability to remember anything due to the pandemic-induced anxiety and disruption of daily routine

Due to pandamnesia or pandemnesia, I forgot to fill in the blank Ex. register my car, pay my electric bill, feed my cat, complete my work assignments, file my taxes...

by pixeluscious July 29, 2020

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Queen of Pandemic Productivity

The one and only Taylor Swift who did The Man MV, Miss Americana documentary film, Folklore album with Cardigan MV, Evermore album with Willow MV, Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions and Fearless (Taylor's Version) album all within a year.

Taylor Swift proves herself the queen of pandemic productivity
Swift has now cemented herself as the queen of pandemic productivity.

by sevens_epiphany February 14, 2021

panderp

A derpy panda. A panderp is the epitome of adorable things.

That puppy is almost as cute as a panderp.

by guitavla37 October 24, 2012

Pandemicy

The occurrence of a Pandemic.

In 2009, Hans Rosling made an analysis about the pandemicy of our planet.

by Eighty-Two October 17, 2010

Pandemenic

Noun. A situation in which the world's pandemic causes pandemonium.

"This coronavirus is scary. It's a pandemenic, I tell you," said Grandma Shirlee as she waited in worry for Grandpa Bill's coronavirus test results.

by amygygdalamy March 19, 2020

pandemic pound

When the weight of marijuana goes down and the price goes up.

BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .

Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.

Silent stare

Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️

by Im 5280 Tiny April 3, 2020