Raspberry Palmer

When a woman masturbates while she’s on her period.

Abby was horny during her time of the month but her man wouldn’t smash. So she decided to give herself a raspberry palmer.

by aphrasheen November 26, 2022

Sophie Palmer

Sophie Palmer is described to be a : sexy,strong,athletic,funny,thick person everyone is always jealous of her white smile. she can also be a really big attention seeker and a bit of a dickhead but when you get to know her she is an amaizing kind and helpful person. Just don’t get on the wrong side of her. She’s a very soft hearted Yong woman. And she’s also very bubbly so she can take a joke.

That Sophie Palmer is thickkkkk but smart and beautiful

by Sahara long December 2, 2018

Abby Palmer

An awesome girl who loves to talk about and/or draw Yaoi. :)

Me:"Hey abby what is the answer t-"
Abby Palmer: "OHMYGOD LOOK I DREW AUSTIN CARLILE AND MATT SMITH CUDDLING ON A BED AFTER THEY HAD WILD DRUNKEN SEX!"
Me: O.o

by UNITEDHORAN January 29, 2014

Crappy Palmer

A delicious summertime concoction of Crown Apple and Arnold Palmer.

That Crappy Palmer we had in AK’s barage got me all sorts of schlammered.

by Cubical Buddies November 3, 2017

brown palmer

Opening your hand and spreading your fingers whilst anal fisting.

Watch-out for that one... He's a Brown Palmer, and I'm still sore.

by owainthepoen April 28, 2014

Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 23, 2017

dd palmer

A liar and a shrewd person who started chiropractic

DD Palmer is the founder of chiropractic

by BJ Palmer October 24, 2017