Padua Girl

a girl who wants to be an ursuline girl, but just doesnt have enough money or isnt smart enough to get into ursuline

a girl that goes to padua

by an ursuline girl March 12, 2005

Paula Wal-nuts

- Someone who tries to out drive transport trucks. On the highway
- Uses Catch phrases such "Dinkle Dwarf." or "What a dip stick"
-Conserves 7 year old food in the 4 different freezers in hopes to one day become a time capsule
-Turns vechicles into mini-marts

-Humming to tunes, she wishes she knew the word too
-Making up her own phiosphies such as "When your swiming use a floating around your neck to prevent water from entering your ears."
-Owns 70274927493 pairs of shoes
-Thinks she IS hockey night in Canda
-And enjoys having people give her and her toronto maple leaf flag the finger
-Enjoys geneology even on families that isn't her (Facebook creeper)
-Records 56830545 shows at once and hogs all 5 T.V.'s in the house
-Buys her kids chocolate for easter only to hide them for herself
----- Future A&E special Hoarders

"Look at all the old food in your freezer -- Looks like you pulled a Paula Wal-nuts"

by shjoch April 7, 2010

Santa Paula High

A high school in Southern California who is home of the Cardinals. This season in football, basketball, and baseball they have combined record of 2 wins, and 57 losses. Their rival is the Fillmore Flashes of Fillmore High School. Fillmore has basically owned the rivalry as Santa Paula has not beaten Fillmore in any of the above sports in several years.

guy 1: Who we playing next week?

guy 2: We got Santa Paula High at home.

guy 3: nice, sounds like an easy win.

by t-pain123 July 9, 2007

Paula Deening

The act of putting on a sugary-sweet and polite persona to someone's face (or out in public), but being snide, catty, and mean when their back is turned.

OR

The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".

"Watch out: my mother-in-law will be very charming when she offers you some of her sweet tea, but she's just Paula Deening and will start complaining about everything from your clothes to your accent just as soon as you're out of earshot."

by pluffdad January 10, 2013

Paula

From the French word "Paulette", meaning "Hooker"
(It is especially funny when someone drives a red car because red cars are the color of hooker/ rapeist cars.)

OMG! Look at that Paula! She is driving a red car!

by The Hooker in the Hat March 31, 2011

paula abdul

Something that looks like a woman but is really an alien who can't criticize somebody. Best known for her "oh-my-god-how-original-songs" like Opposites Attract which proves here she's not a normal human being because she wrote the song before knowing Simon Cowell.

OMG I just want to kill Paula Abdul by complementing her to death!!!!!

by destroy AI please April 9, 2005

Padua girl

1. A chick that gets mad because she can't beat the 3 time champs in v-ball n b-ball
2. a chick who don't have enough guts to step to us UA chicas
3. A chick who went into Padua a slut and came out a full blown lesbian.

Padua girls two great skills and they both involve their mouth.

by 1Uachica February 1, 2005