Puddle of Puke

Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.

Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!

by Mercana November 22, 2013

shit-puke

you know when you were really young and were sick, and your mom wasn't there and your dad was just like help me idk what to do with this child and you're just a sick little baby and then all of the sudden you shit and puke at the same time and the tsunami is unleashed? yah that's a shit-puke

Katy! Help! The baby is about to shit-puke!

Bruh, I was so sick last night, I almost shit-puked.

by swagmen69420blazeit February 3, 2015

Puke tired

When you’re so tired that you need to puke- you’re not sick, go to sleep.

Peepeepoopoo: Man I feel so sick
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!

by Blobfishunicorn December 2, 2019

killin puke

A fart extremist's reject version of a vomit producing shard.

Thot thar feller wid da air colored yeller blew nuthar hole in his pantz wid that killin puke fart.

by Phorrist Dumbp December 2, 2019

puke yellow

A color from puke also yelled like "puke yellaw" usually makes people laugh

That car is puke yellow

by Venturiantale March 30, 2017

Puking Parrot

The act of hanging your penis over someone's shoulder as you are ejaculating, simulating a puking parrot. It is also very beneficial to dress the penis up and mutter, "Polly want a cracker?"

Man: I nutted in my girlfriends mouth last night!

Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 18, 2017

pussy puke

The discharge that comes from the cunt after sex.

Bitch has her panties full of pussy puke from me fucking the shit out of her.

by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017