promotisement

An advertisement disguised as a promotion or a promotion disguised as an advertisement.

1) Fox News presented Tea Bag events as news. However, they were a promotisement for Fox News sponsored events.

2) Commercials during television news programs that present products and services as real news bulletins. The mortgage industry collapse created a new bred of opportunistic promotisements.

by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009

Shag Promotion

When a person fucks their boss to get higher in their company/organisation

Worker 1: Looks like Jeff's going to get that raise
Worker 2: Don't count on it, Bob says he's going for a shag promotion

by umpirestrikesback June 25, 2005

Facebook Promoter

Is a person that isn't a real club promoter but enjoys facebook inviting his friends to events for local parties at clubs or houses. He uses facebook because he or she is to poor to pay flyers and radio like a real promoter would do. This person is probably unemployed and thinks that doing this will make him big but really its just a hobbie. This person is probably your local celeb that thinks he is big time because he wears the same rocawear shirt to all the partys.

Man that nigga jake is just a facebook promoter, his partys are flop city all the way, im going to the young jeezy banger instead.

by Nikeman09 February 26, 2010

Promethia

The goddess of fire. How she dances in the fire to taunt you with her deceiving glances into the cold frigid night. She ask for more..but you better not because she will creep over from the pit while you stare hopelessly while the grass around you burns. SPRING BREAK 2004! PRAISE PROMETHIA!

Man Promethia had me hard at Fire Island.

Matt is haunted by the flame last night he scared me bad.

by hslawnitram April 6, 2004

Promp

sex on prom night; aka a prom romp

Dude how was prom?
It was awesome me and Kelsey had a wild promp.

Nice tappin' dat ass man.

by Stud 1234321343 February 22, 2011

Promotion Negro

A jpeg picture of a happy black man in a shirt and tie, jumped to from the porn you were looking at, when your boss enters the cubicle.

I was looking at some cool fakes of Megan Fox, but had to switch tabs to promotion negro, when my VP came over to see what I was working on.

by aaron28 January 4, 2012

pomptastic

see pompin' and pompalicious

an urban substitute for fantastic

this food is pomptastic

by tim February 21, 2005