profile anxiety

When a female (or male) feels an unreasonable sense of anxiety when a photograph might be taken of their face (and/or nose) in profile, an angle they find most unflattering.

Susan: OMG, Rebecca, can you delete that photo from your facebook gallery? I hate my nose at that angle.
Rebecca: Susan, you really need to get over your profile anxiety.

by PrincessKatie April 18, 2010

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Contagious Profile Picture Trend

Also known as CPPT, it is a trend when you see one brave friend who decides to change his/her facebook profile picture, so you change your profile picture and eventually about 20 or more friends have all changed their picture because it's contagious.

This trend goes in waves because it's contagious.

One can wonder how contagious this trend is and if the trend really ever ends?

Friend 1 changed their profile picture.
...1 hour later
Friend 1 and five other friends changed their profile picture.

Friend 2: Looks like my friends are going through the contagious profile picture trend.

by Freakin Bob!! March 14, 2011

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hip profiling

The removal of an airplane traveler from a security line and being placed in a plastic holding cage for a long time because the alarm was set off by the traveler's hip implant. This occurs regardless of any medical documentation showing the presence of the hip implant and results in long delays and intensive body searches.

"Hey, what took you so long to get to the gate for the flight." " I was the object of hip profiling and was patted down for 10 minutes"

by Endsurg August 3, 2009

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Profile Sniper

A profile sniper is someone who often has a weak argument, and on the losing side of an online argument, who resorts to viewing the profile of the user they're arguing with to find things to make fun of them for in an attempt to gain leverage in an argument by irritating the other user.

"So, you have to snipe my profile to find something to use for a counterpoint. Go get some valid points to back your argument instead of being a neckbeard profile sniper."

by CBE_Simon January 11, 2024

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sock puppet profile

A phony social media account used by trolls to stalk and harass others. Committed trolls can use a dozen account sat once to mob someone on Twitter.

Lorraine's ability to type so fast it lent itself to her online crimes, which included harassment, bullying, stalking, and scamming old people out of money. She can keep up with all the sock puppet profiles at once .

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

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