Sweet on the porridge

A person who has a lot of money in the pocket.

Look at that guy, buying lots of champagne. He is sweet on the porridge.

by Fhille June 15, 2019

Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.

Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.

by benlulz January 23, 2021

gone off porridge

When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.

by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023

Bulldog eating porridge

A rather large girl/man eating ass out with creamed corn smeared on their face.

She growled that ass like a bulldog eating porridge on a warm Sunday afternoon.

by Alanabrettlee April 12, 2023

Bin bag full of porridge

An insult used against a very fat and jiggly person.

“Shut up you bin bag full of porridge”

by JPWS May 19, 2025

Porridgeotamus

A porridgeotamus is a man beast borne of nature that will devour any visible food source in its path, regardless of constitution, flavour, taste or ownership.

Man: Hey, did you see my raw totellini
Other man: Yeah, but it was devoured by that wild Porridgeotamus over there

by bigfras August 25, 2009

porridger

A clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around with his elbows out, he's a right porridger!

by Misha T May 15, 2016