communist porridge

Pressing the penis' tip firmly to your girlfriend's anus hole, unbeknownst to her while she's sleeping; slowly milking out a hot load of semen and ejaculating the whole shot directly into her butt without waking her up.

After me and Wendy had had a few drinks and some sex, she decided to stay the night over, so while she was sleeping I cuddled up tightly to her backdoor and fed her some communist porridge.

by Typewriter '79 February 7, 2022

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Get the communist porridgemug.

Orphan Porridge

(noun): the act of space docking (anally) while which the delivering party of the space dock has a pronounced case of diarrhea.

"Bro, I was totally going to space dock Krystal last night, but it turned out to be orphan porridge."

by Muhahahaha! December 5, 2013

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Get the Orphan Porridgemug.

Porridge

A person from the millennial generation.

Porridge, please
Porridge, spok

by maxami4 December 18, 2023

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Get the Porridgemug.

Porridge Metal

Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drums are too quite, guitar has no aksents, trak looks longer than it aktually is, & tempo is always changing its like “Porridge”

Term kreated & 1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC

Post Kreated by theMekanik

Example 1: Motorhead the Band has a song kalled “Overkill” it is the epitome of “Porridge Metal Musik”

Example 2: Motörhead - Overkill, is Porridge Metal

by anonymous December 16, 2023

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Get the Porridge Metalmug.

piper porridge

The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.

I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.

by Trash Hair April 22, 2018

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