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Shoplift the Pooty

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.
Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.
by Magikman May 28, 2004
mugGet the Shoplift the Pootymug.

Pooty Woot

Or Pooty Wooty is a Southern Term for Skeezer.
Also a Southern-Caucasian term for Chicken Head
Opposite of a Southern Belle
A trashy whore or ho that everyone in town has had sex with and will take all of your money if she gets the chance to.

Also can be used as a term for Vagina or cry baby by adding a Y at the end.
Guy 1 - holy crap man look at that hot girl!

Guy 2 - Oh hell no dude she's a pooty woot,everyone around here has had a chance with her.

Or

Guy - Man I need some pooty wooty tonight, guess i'll head to the ghetto.

Or

Mom to crying kid - Oh shutup and stop being a pooty wooty.
by SouthernBoyy June 11, 2006
mugGet the Pooty Wootmug.

pooty patty

when you poop and it splashes water on your butt! SHAT!!!!!
HOLY SHIT BOB!!!! i just pooty patty on all over my ass!!!! or cock!!
by Charlie kendall February 28, 2008
mugGet the pooty pattymug.

POOTIE SALAD

What you call someone when you don't know what else to call them but you want to insult them and also make them laugh.
by Dani Jeebs December 3, 2010
mugGet the POOTIE SALADmug.

pooty toot

Who pooty tooted?
Hey! I can smell your pooty toot from accross the room!
by ellen March 1, 2004
mugGet the pooty tootmug.

Pooty-Doo

When some mysterious odor comes about, it smells like Pooty-doo. Often like shit, or fish tacos, or sweaty asscrack that hasn't had a shower since that bitch came out of the vagina.
by shit sandwhich, August 15, 2008
mugGet the Pooty-Doomug.

pooty roach

brooklyn boys that are dirty and wear the same football shirt
oh my god you saw pooty roach today he looks dumb ugly
by sniickersxzkissess May 27, 2009
mugGet the pooty roachmug.

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