Poopnesia

When your in the middle of doing a task and you suddenly have to "number 2" real bad. Then when your done you totally forgot what you where doing before said emergency.

I had to "go" so bad I can't remember what I was doing before, I must be suffering from poopnesia.

by Hugh Knowit January 11, 2023

Poonis

The slang word given to the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter leaves the body

This is the dogs penis and this is his poonis.

by Poonisinator February 13, 2023

Poopnscroll

Staying in the bathroom without leaving even though ur not using the restroom you’re just scrolling on tik tok.

Maddy has a case of Poopnscroll I haven’t seen her in 4 hours.

by Donkey Kings Rectum October 23, 2023

POONIS

POONIS POONIS

I have a fatty poonis/ i need to take a fatty POONIS

by ElL3T September 16, 2024

Poopislube

Something bad happens in a situation, but it benefits you somehow.

It is sucks that your dad died, but at least you inherited his money. Poopislube dude.

by raccoon_spoon April 30, 2024

Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025