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music poisoning

A condition wherein one cannot get a tune out of one's head.
That commercial features that stupid "Woo Hoo" song, and now I have music poisoning.
by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006
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mood poisoning

The act of draining someones happiness, To poison someones mood with words, actions, ignorance or merely just breathing in there presence.
James was so depressing today I could feel him mood poisoning me,

God all Kevin does is mood poison me! Everytime I try to talk to him he drives me nuts
by venusinbluejeans April 18, 2011
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Sun Poisoning

extreme reaction to too much time spent in the sun. can occur no matter the skin color
symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
-being extremely hot (in 2 ways)
-itchy
-headache
-feelings similar to death
-self diagnosis

-having the need to hack a loogie
-feeling like there is poop in your chest
-your teeth might feel loose
-dehydration
*sitting in the cafeteria.. every 5 minutes:* GUYS! I THINK I HAVE SUN POISONING!
by hallah27 May 10, 2013
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Semen Poisoning

The result of swallowing too much semen. Can cause blurred vision, vomiting, erectile disfunction, premenstrual bleeding, and children
After the gay bukkake, phil realized he had semen poisoning.
by TheDrunkenMasta January 3, 2012
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Poisoned Cocksucker

A person that does not show up to retrieve you for an event. Or a person who continually makes bad decisions.
When GG was doing his last tour and you didn't Show up, You fucked up in 93 you "Poisoned Cocksuckers".
by solum_hussain June 18, 2020
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sweet poisoning

The act of realizing that you are hooking up with a fuckboy, but still doing it because of the pleasure.
Mary: I've heard that this guy you are flirting with is a fuck boy.
Kate: I know, but I can't resist it. I'll be sweet poisoning myself.
by KayKay48 May 28, 2016
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Cum poisoning

When one swallows too much cum and gets sick from it.
Dave:'Did you hear about Sasha going to hospital to get her stomach pumped?'

Johnny: 'yeah!, she got 'cum poisoning' from that bukake party'
by Crashbitch September 3, 2013
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