Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

by cdgnotparis March 10, 2011

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Piece of Wood

An individual who messed up so badly on something they could only be one thing... a piece of wood.

Steve you just broke my TV. You're such a piece of wood.

by GETMEOUTOFTHISTOWN March 7, 2015

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piece of dog shit

Something you call people when your angry with them or they have done something bad

You fucking piece of dog shit! I'm going to kick your ass you loaf of shit on a stick.

by vancouver_swearing March 23, 2012

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piece of shit dad

A sperm donor. A male that does not acknowledge his kids whatsoever and knows nothing about their lives. Someone who goes very long periods of time without talking to his kids and doesn't provide.

Cody forgot his daughters birthday, he is a piece of shit dad.

by Laceylouwhoo August 19, 2016

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piece of shit

(1) a worse than worthless object or person; an object or person that holds no value or redeeming qualities whatsoever

(2) a stupid, low-life, self-righteous human being who makes life a living hell for themselves and others

(3) a small portion of human or animal fecal matter; waste excrement

"That car is a piece of shit!"

"Men are pieces of shit!!!" Heather angrily said to Kyle. "Yeah, so are women," Kyle said back to Heather.

by HumansSuck May 20, 2010

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Piece and Place

A common saying used when referring to smoking marijuana. Usually used when making an offer to someone. A short saying of an instrument to smoke marijuana out of, such as a bowl, a bong, a bubbler, rolling paper, .etc, and having a place to smoke at.

Ben: Man, I'm so stressed out. I really need to kick back, relax, and hit some reefer.
Dave: I've got some weed, if you've got the piece and place!

by thebromburgler June 20, 2009

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