phil maull

A gentleman who thinks he is a professional mountain biker. Owns a startling amount of Star Wars gear.

No matter where you are, he can tell you exactly how many miles you are from Swindon.

"I just broke every bone in my body...I totally Phil Maulled it".

by Miss Hot Potato October 14, 2014

Phil the Pain

Used as a term to describe your anger at someone not completing an action or being late for something

If you are late for tutor you are going to Phil the pain, you Phil me!?

by PhilThePain97 April 22, 2016

Phil lester

Someone who should name his child mal.

Mal-lester

Get it yet??

"Hey, that's Phil Lester's son, Mal-lester *entire population begins laughing*"

by Humpayy May 10, 2018

Phil Jackson

Easily one of the greatest coaches of all time. He's coached many legends including Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant. He also has 12 championship rings, one as a player, 6 with the Chicago bulls, and 5 with the Los Angeles lakers.

Phil Jackson is a coaching legend

by critter44t December 30, 2011

Phil Atio

A great fake name to give a substitute teacher (sounds like fellatio--get it?).

Substitute teacher: "Who is that boy making a penis out of modeling clay?"

Student: "Oh, that's Phil. Phil Atio. He's going out with Connie Lingus. You should send his ass to the principal."

by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005

Phil Hartman

A man whose death I've never quite gotten over...

Hey, the morning paper...holy shit, Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife in his sleep?! I'll fucking kill that bitch! Wait, she shot herself afterwords...

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Phil Jonesed

someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.

a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season

john: did you get lucky with Sasha?

tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked

john: you got Phil Jonesed

by ThatDude1988 July 12, 2012