The most talented swimmer the world has EVER seen. He just broke a whole bunch of records at the 2008 Olympics in China, including most medals won at a single Olympics. He seems super nice, too; he's really close with his mom and sisters and dog. Plus all that swimming does more than just win him medals: it gives him the most amazing body ever. He's pretty damn sexy.
Person: Hey, did you hear that Michael Phelps just won ANOTHER gold medal?
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
by tennisiscool August 31, 2008
Only the most AWESOMEREST, hottest, most amazing swimmer in the history of the world, who broke the record for breaking records, with 8 gold metals in a single olympic setting, and 14 metals in life time.
by Thnx4thmmrs_8443 August 25, 2008
A super hot swimmer who won 8 gold medals during the 2008 olympics in Beijing, breaking the gold medal record.
1. Did you see Michael Phelps last night, he won his race last night being as hot as ever.
2. I wonder what music Michael Phelps has on his ipod.
2. I wonder what music Michael Phelps has on his ipod.
by Bobeesh August 31, 2008
half man half fish the greatest swimmer of all time. Some say hes less then a god but more then a man like a modern day herclues
by zach everest August 16, 2008
by prankstess August 23, 2008
A 10 year old Mexican boy who posted threatened a friend over facebook claiming to have the following:
Major in thermonuclear engineering, A private army, Maestery in martial arts and big firearms. The photo went viral causing the kid to suffer so much bullying he eventually killed himself.
Can be used in two different ways:
1. Refer to something as overpowered.
2. Make suicide jokes.
Major in thermonuclear engineering, A private army, Maestery in martial arts and big firearms. The photo went viral causing the kid to suffer so much bullying he eventually killed himself.
Can be used in two different ways:
1. Refer to something as overpowered.
2. Make suicide jokes.
''Holy shit bruh, just pulled a Richi Phelps!'' Said Timmy to John after John knocked out a down a toddler with one punch.
''DUDE,did you hear about it, Suzie pulled a Richi Phelps in her bathroom!'' (Suzie hanged herself)
''DUDE,did you hear about it, Suzie pulled a Richi Phelps in her bathroom!'' (Suzie hanged herself)
by Nader Jeto March 14, 2016
cumming in/on a girls eyes to where she cant see and then saying "You should have brought a snorkel!"
by Phelpsfan0505 October 24, 2009