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Wood-pecking

The act of tapping away at your girlfriend's back/leg with your erect penis to wake her up in bed.
"My wife is forcing me to go to couples counseling for wood-pecking too much."
by God'sMistake November 9, 2025
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Peckers Peck

When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut
Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse

Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
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karen peck gooch

look her up, she is the best person out there. she has a voice of an angel. she's kind but I'm biased cuz she Is like a grandma love you kp <3
by Erin sue March 28, 2022
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Pecking

Sucking a mans nipples until the skittle flavoured discharge comes out.
The woman enjoys pecking her husband before sex.
by crunchiemuchietoastieboasty22 February 16, 2025
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Peck

A word for the day after tomorrow, because English doesn't have one of those
"I will see you in two pecks."
by Ralsie December 16, 2019
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Mark peck

A goofy looking prick who thinks he’s some sort of tough guy
Dude look at that mark peck over there, he couldn’t knock out a wank
by Wally-head November 17, 2018
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