by crunchiemuchietoastieboasty22 February 16, 2025
Renae was driving on the interstate when she noticed a State Trooper behind her. Being nervous she started to weave out the driving lane. Her sister who was on the passenger told her "Renae stop pecking before we get pulled over!"
by Bo Factz April 29, 2021
Grinding a small animal (usually a bird) into a paste using a mortar and pestle and using the paste as lube to jerk off.
by cutespeak March 13, 2024
by Wally-head November 17, 2018
by bigcocknoach July 17, 2019
When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut
Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 25, 2019