Respect the pause

When a friend is watching a live, pause-able sporting event in a separate location and says he has to pause said event, you must respect the pause and not spoil what has happened until he has confirmed seeing it.

Brad: Dude, did you see that touchdown, that shit was crazy!

Mike: What the fuck asshole, I'm driving home from the store! Respect the pause, man!!!

by Escobar Dotcom June 6, 2021

Pausing the oven timer

To fuck a pregnant woman

Last night I went over to Stacy’s and I was pausing the oven timer

by Lucifer_23 January 28, 2024

Ok pause

The ability weld by people named Snodgrass that has the ability to stop time indefinitely untill he says to continue

Jotaro: Star Platinum, The world

Snodgrass: ok pause

by Amannotnamedmacandcheese May 21, 2021

Paused-whore

Pronounced •Pore•zed•horr•

Someone who stares at only doors with their mouth agape, waiting for literally anyone to walk in - seemingly because they are in desperate need of entertainment

I bored Harry out of his mind so badly he became a paused-whore

by Slippers January 21, 2025

laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public area and hesitate to remember if you left anything embarrassing open the night before.

I had to buy another computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun May 31, 2018

humanitarian pause

A ceasefire

Let's have a humanitarian pause so the terrorists get to kill more people

by Call_me_ishmael November 3, 2023

pause-

When something messes you up so bad that you just need a second to regroup. After saying 'pause-,' the person takes 10-15 seconds of silence to think and process what they just heard before continuing their sentence.

Friend: Aye man you know I'm dating your sister now.
You: Pause-

by iitzoat October 31, 2018