by Jaylee_thewaffle February 13, 2021

by doriet074 September 20, 2021

Short hand for conservatives, women with wildly right views and who assert themselves like a Karen, only while trying to be politically correct.
Eric: did you hear those dumb Connie’s yelling at that black dude?
Sam: ya, they called him “African-American”, wtf? This is Canada man
Sam: ya, they called him “African-American”, wtf? This is Canada man
by RickDich July 2, 2020

connie walker is the coolest person ive ever (not) met. they’re so easy to get along with, its so easy to become close with them. they make a girl like me feel more accepted and loved than anyone else has. they’re so unreal. they get so excited over the smallest things, it’s so cute and u cant help but smile when talking to them. they’re like if the song milk by sweet trip was a person.
by connie’s sasha September 5, 2021

A 'Connie' is often in the presence of a 'Chloe' and is haunted by one at night. She discusses taboo matters and is not afraid to speak her mind. She always has an earworm, and is often heard humming 'Slim Shady.' A 'Connie' also has a pet she adores. She is smart in school subjects but lacks common sense.
by SoberB*tch March 2, 2025

When a girl is cheating on a guy with his best friend and her boyfriend is too gullible and ignorant to suspect anything. Used in the song Scotty Doesn't Know by the band Lustra.
Dan: Aren't you banging Kylie
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing
by lesbianofthelake December 7, 2019

When 2 people argue about something stupid and one person is always right, Conny says but, and she finds something else to bring up so the argument doesn't stop.
by Conny Bitch April 28, 2021
