A white human. Olivers are stupid, dumb, gay, and retarded. They love to play with their skinny penis, and fuck their dad up on high beams and cuddle on cold winter nights. They are pleasure seekers, so please don't overfeed them.
Olivers are the most reatarded ever. If one wants to adopt you, don't let him. You will regret it.
That Oliver is such a pussy. He's a retarded one.
It's my turn to fuck daddy, mommy. He's been cuddling with you all night.
The Oliver shows his love by kneading and sucking.
Olivers are the most reatarded ever. If one wants to adopt you, don't let him. You will regret it.
That Oliver is such a pussy. He's a retarded one.
It's my turn to fuck daddy, mommy. He's been cuddling with you all night.
The Oliver shows his love by kneading and sucking.
by (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ! June 06, 2019
has a tiny peepee, the smallest of all the peepees in the world. He has a bigger bellybutton than penis. He likes to finger himself though. He appreciates vaginal tearing by Danny, but his peepee is too small to tear it.
by Danny5 September 20, 2011
The only name any male British person has. He is a fat chode with 2 legs and a voice box. He blows at sports, and has an annoying English accent.
Liz: Good game Oliver!!!
Oliver (in stupid British accent): We ran today and didn't play a game.
Liz: Good game!!! (shoves his British ass to the ground)
Oliver (in stupid British accent): We ran today and didn't play a game.
Liz: Good game!!! (shoves his British ass to the ground)
by Oliver Suckonadick June 07, 2011
Oliver is a guy that is 2 chill. he is addicted to path of exile and olivers tend to never get good computers when they say they will.
by shockthemeta February 10, 2016
A very tall but very nice person; always nice to talk to and hang out with. They are usually very into midgets and love Canada.
oliver: "what do u call a midget crossed with a computer?"
person 1: "hmm no idea"
oliver: "A SHORT CIRCUIT HAHAHAH"
person 1: "hmm no idea"
oliver: "A SHORT CIRCUIT HAHAHAH"
by Aphidorfloor December 05, 2010
a kid who does bad in school, is outshined by someone close to them in every thing imaginable, and often is a ginger.
On the other hand, hes sexy and is really chill and awesome.
On the other hand, hes sexy and is really chill and awesome.
by xbox234 March 14, 2009
A little russian man whore who likes to bang marci and make fun of his innocent classmates who have bubble problems
by gkdlajfkjka February 03, 2009