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Offended

A word used to tell the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
Person: I feel offended by that!
Everyone else: Who gives a fuck? Candy ass bitch!
by Sneakypreacher May 16, 2022
mugGet the Offendedmug.

first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks
I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges
by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017
mugGet the first offendersmug.

HI OFFEND

A song that is extremely informative ABOUT LAS VEGAS and the MID EAST along with the fact that every place is LAS VEGAS especially when the mega ARABIAN LIKE nightclubs on the LAS VEGAS STRIP has not opened. Keep in mind before you can play this song you have to go to the MIDEAST and borrow an E.
HI OFFEND as the only thing I have to do is MASTURBATE IN PUBLIC but I know I could have SAT in a DIM place in the ADULT FILM THEATER this way I won't get caught and offend any children.

After I CAME to the next sentence as I felt better and I am going to play the song OH EFFENDI To be honest I can't believe all the things about WHISKEY on here , even this song but I have to unscramble another definition this one HI OFFEND and if I want to play the song again I have to go back to the MID EAST

to borrow an E again doing the same thing over and over again.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 24, 2021
mugGet the HI OFFENDmug.

Meme offended person

Noun:
An individual whose feelings are easily hurt by a joke.
That blue haired liberal needs some butt hurt butter for they/them butt hole because their a Meme offended person
by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024
mugGet the Meme offended personmug.

tinder offender

Download, delete, repeat!
A Kimberly Gardner of person.
Omg she’s such a tinder offender and to think nobody knew she was a whore!
by DaVinci NotreDame April 5, 2022
mugGet the tinder offendermug.

Repeat offender

When you reencouter a one night stand and it happens all over again
Aquirrijg minds want to know out of all your one night stands have you ever had repeat offender
by hello california August 28, 2021
mugGet the Repeat offendermug.

registered yap offender

When someone yaps so much they need to be put on a list so people don’t talk to people on that list and die of boredom
Man she yaps so much she should be put on the registered yap offender list
by Xa_Bigsquirt December 4, 2024
mugGet the registered yap offendermug.

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