Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.

Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.

by XNarz November 30, 2020

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

Oatmeal Hogan

A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.

How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.

by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025

Oatmeal Cornbread

Idk wtf that is but apparently St3phhArt's mom is making it

"Yay the oatmeal cornbread is ready!"

by Jak33333666 December 30, 2021

Oatmeal Creampie

When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.

“Jessica got oatmeal creampied this morning in the cafeteria.”

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Oatmealed

The act of making frivolous and/or highly inaccurate statements or lawsuits against a popular figure whereupon the internet followers and fans of such quickly jump to support said figure and expeditiously raise monitary funding for either the person's legal defense or an alternate charitable organization. Basically, you screwed yourself.

You're suing a guy whose stuff you stole and posted on your website? Dude, you're oatmealed...

by Julesong December 12, 2012

Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal

The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.

Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!

by Zeth the angery gay March 16, 2020