Oatmeal Maneuver

When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.

Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.

by SWNeph September 17, 2020

eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi

Overwhelemed with information or work.

I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.

by cliffzedge November 19, 2010

Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

by Derip September 21, 2020

Oatmeal Lesbian

They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.

I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.

by cupcakeABC March 2, 2016

oatmeal pie face

kenya moore

boo boo… oatmeal pie face… sheree would not be the one to mess with

by thee bone collector November 5, 2022

Oatmeal trick

When you pull a sick trick using oatmeal, like getting someone to say “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” in court.

*Spectators chanting*
“Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick!”
*Whips out oatmeal*
“WHOOOOOO”

by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022

Oatmeal Kiss

When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.

Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.

Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker

by FuckmeKazuha January 27, 2022