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Numb nuts

Someone sooo stupid that it seem like the nuts a numb
Ronnie said, "Of course she wants a piece of me numb nuts....you can really be stupid sometimes Dailyn"
by @Lord_Mack21 February 19, 2015
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Grief Numb

When the shock of loosing someone close to you is so intense that you feel sad but you can’t find the emotions to feel the grieving process and you just go about your day as normal with a cloud of sadness following but rarely touching.
Friend one to friend two “hey I am really sorry to have to be the one to tell you but your best friend passed away this morning from a massive heart attack” friend two “oh that’s really sad, hey do you wanna go catch the football game later and then go on a massive bender? It will be a laugh” friend one “I think you are grief numb… it will hit you later when you’ve had time to process”
by Weeziewoo February 23, 2022
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North Dakota numbing cream

The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.
Today I rushed home from soccer practice in order to enjoy a North Dakota numbing cream
by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025
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playing music on numb ears

Trying to persuade, or make another person or people understand a point, but they won't listen to reason.
Kyhleigh: Hey, stop calling him a faggot. He is who is, fuck off.

Haze: haha, yeah totally...i should fuck off, well thats easy i could just shove my dick in his mouth and he'll like it

Kyhleigh: You're sick. Disgusting, and fucking pathetic. he's a human being and you're nothing but a sick, horny worthless piece of shit cast here with nothing to live for. Oh, but this is just playing music on numb ears. bottom line; people like you ruin this world. we need better people.
by DaphneLikesDerby October 25, 2012
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Cumfortably Numb

When an Individual cums to a point where their penis becomes numb
Bro this girl was so fucking hot she made me Cumfortably Numb
by Biggs_tf2 May 18, 2021
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numb nuts

A male that everyone knows he gets laid often with nice girls and it goes without saying but he then becomes the target to descrimination to all others for various reasons.
A friend: numb nuts got laid again lastnight I saw him bring a nice girl into his room and I could hear her moaning all night. That lucky fucker!
by wylion2015 March 23, 2016
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Numb jaw

After your girl has TMJ jaw surgery and The bottom half of her face is numb. Opens the option to fuck her face with no gag reflex.
Gonna be a good night. Alison has numb jaw for the next six months. I get to fuck her face all night! She can’t feel a thing!
by Denise.com September 26, 2020
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