not for nothing

Used as an introductory phrase to indicate that the principle phrase which follows is intended neither to be commanding nor officious, but simply as friendly advice or constructive observation.

Not for nothing, but you just bought the first iPad less than a year ago.

by Laquedem April 2, 2011

nothing fight

when a couple that hates eachother so much and want to stab eachother in the neck with a steakknife are together. invented by dane cook.

dane cook: i hear the nothing fight in the next isle. i hear mumbles and grumbles.
man: mhmm mhmm mhm sjsadm mmhmm
woman: zzzzz care zzzzzzzzzz care. ... care.
dane cook: so i go watch the nothing fight in the next isle
man: I ASKED YOU, DO WE, OR DO WE NOT HAVE JELLY IN THE HOUSE?
woman: i dont even know jelly. i even get hives when i look at jelly, i dont even know what jelly is, what is jelly? i dont even care.

by YO MAMMA?! June 11, 2006

sweet-nothings

whispered words into your lover's ear in hopes of arousing sexual stimulation; try whispering a few naughty or suggestive phrases; often it doesnt even matter what you say as long as you say it in a sexy way

As they sat together on the love seat, he whispered sweet-nothings in her ear all night long.

by ariana<3 April 28, 2006

less than nothing

same meaning as "nothing", but with an added tone to it.

there's less than nothing to do in WP. fuck it, i'm outta here.

by KRHimself September 10, 2004

Do Nothing Bitch

A girl who "just tries to be pretty and be taken care of by somebody else."

That girl's a Do Nothing Bitch. All she cares about is getting fucked my millionaires.

by Fight_Hard September 7, 2015

There's nothing wrong with that

Used when viewing women's beach volleyball.

When the two Brazilian women volleyball players embraced and fell to the sand after winning a point, Ivan said to Bob, "there's nothing wrong with that".

by Dikfer October 8, 2008

Disney Sheriff of Nottingham

A sex act involving a single man, multiple women, bacon, and a fake English accent.

Man 1: "Where were you last night?"

Man 2: "Woah, dude, I was involved in this freaky Disney Sheriff of Nottingham!"

by Disney Sheriff of Nottingham December 4, 2010