soccer is not a sport

It just isn’t.

Person a: I play soccer, what sport do u play
Person b: wait soccer is not a sport you bum
Person a (walks away defeated)

by Also look up Vincent December 19, 2017

Lazy Ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch

A saying commonly used by guys wives, girlfriends, or just girls they know, clarifying they are no good and liars. Many men make this a true statement, although there are still some great guys left. It is now a very stereotypical statement towards all men.

Jessica: (On the phone with her friend Toby) Toby, Robby cheated on me for the third time this year.

Toby: Are you serious?

Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again.

Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch!

by doremifasollatido August 31, 2010

Sombreros but not all breros

The capricious nature of life. Seeing both sides. Taking the good with the bad. Moving on.

"I haven't seen your boyfriend around."
"Well you know, sombreros but not all breros."

by Mr Special September 9, 2018

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.

friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

by Evoslip April 25, 2009

its not gay if you have your socks on

point in case.

ITS NOT GAY IF YOU HAVE YOUR SOCKS ON

DEATH TO ISRAEL

by Lil barnacles #1 fan July 8, 2022