nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

Facebook nob

Closely related to the Facebook snob, the Facebook nob is known for:

- Adding you as a friend even though they barely remember you--and you certainly don't remember them.
- Using only the most annoying applications to communicate with you, such as sending you an animated monkey butt spanker.
- Using their status as an emo mood ring.

"Hey, so I accepted an invite from a classmate even though I didn't know who he was. His status is '...is lost without you', and he just poked me with a bouquet of poisonous mushrooms."

"Awww, no way, that guy is a total Facebook nob!"

by Seth Livingston January 27, 2009

k nob

1. A nickname that can be given to someone who is a complete dickhead.

2.instead of callng someone a nob, you stress the silent k. can also be spelt kay nob"

" you are one big k nob"

by krazydave September 13, 2009

Nob Guzzler

Someone who sucks penis or penai in an uncivilised manner hence the guzzling.

"Jack stop gluzzling that nob!"

"Smithy you big fat nob guzzler you!"

by Wee Jimmeh April 5, 2005

Nob Goblin

A game where if one man is caught wit his legs spread at anytime andother man shouts Nob goblin and racks him in the nuts

Guy 1 sitting on bench with legs spread
Guy 2 casually walks over to Guy 1 and all of a sudden shouts "NOB GOBLIN" and racks Guy 1 in the cahones

by vots69 February 1, 2010

nob bob

The act of bobbing up and down on a man's quivering member to give pleasure. Used widely in fraternities, this term is made to convey the act of fellatio in a respectively crude manner.

She just finishing giving me a nob bob and I think I will take a nap.

by Fna March 19, 2008

nob rot

smelly infection around penis

you shagged that slag you have nob rot ! ha

by Anonymous June 23, 2003