Swedish stretch

When someone pulls their dick almost to the breaking point on a regular basis in order to increase the length over time

Danny told me he tried to give himself the Swedish stretch over the weekend and ended up in the ER…

by catmommy42069 November 27, 2022

stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.

I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.

by joesappy October 21, 2021

Sanford Stretch

The act of intercourse where two fingers are placed in partner's booty hole and then spread apart and one must yell in the hole. If you hear an echo consider your attempt a success.

Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.

by T-Free88 May 15, 2010

Stretch Stat

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.

"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"

by LeoMarbson January 30, 2021

throat stretched

A Reference to a Male receiving oral sex.

Hey girl, I'm on my way over. Be ready cause you're gonna get that Throat Stretched.

by Big C in FW March 9, 2016

womp stretch

The act of inserting two penises into one vagina.

I can't believe she let us womp stretch her last night, does that make us gay?

by Blue bars January 30, 2016

Stretch Style's

Is a person on the make, or a hustler. Usually from the street's, like a street punk (PUNK ROCK) hardcore individual.
Usually heavily tattooed and speak's in slang.
Live's life day to day like it was the last. No fear and does not care. This person blend's in a crowd when needed and is all way's under minded. Gang oriented and street smart. Usually violent and will attack with out notice. Like's loud music and easy women. Liquor is a pass time, you can find these individual's in the big city.

I seen stretch style's on the block today!!!

by Drifter13 July 31, 2011