An extreme young old sport in which a person lies outstretched on or beside an object. Correct form requires an expressionless face and arms pointed towards feet.
Jarrod: "I'm going to do some planking on that young old tree."
Aaron: "Awesome, i'll take a photo for the album."
Aaron: "Awesome, i'll take a photo for the album."
by Jarrod Benn June 11, 2011

by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003

Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."
by FazedNB October 2, 2006

by swaggtv1969 July 30, 2011

by urbankid102 November 24, 2011

A form of art when thou shall lay on a miscellaneous object, stiff as a dog that has been hit by a car with a blank expression on thou face. Can almost be done anywhere.
by Thuqnificent July 8, 2011

The act of lying face down in an extremely rigid state, with arms and legs straight, hence resembling a wooden 'plank'. Recent, hard-hitting fad in particular throughout Australia. Has been known to be lethal if participated in irrisponsibly, however the fad involves competition of participators composed of the danger/difficulty of the particular plank. Despite this, planking can be embraced by the begginner to the advanced, with potential planking surfaces ranging from the ground to on top of moving vehicles. However many plankers choose to rest the head on one surface and the feet on another, hence creating a bridgelike 'plank'.
by flip69 June 12, 2011
