When one nigger runs, all the other niggers within a 20-meter radius also run because they assume a white police officer is chasing him.
Bob: "Why do all niggers run together even though none of them committed a crime? It takes fucking forever to sort them out at the police station and half the time we just charge all of them with rape."
John: "Thats the relative motion nigger theory in full effect."
John: "Thats the relative motion nigger theory in full effect."
by anonymous March 11, 2022
Get the relative motion nigger theorymug. The law of force and acceleration states that an object depends upon the net force acting upon the object and the mass of the object. Also know in simpler words as an object's acceleration depends on the net force acting upon the object and its mass. This was done by thereal lola
Dude: Why is my car zooming?
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
dude: WHOA
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
dude: WHOA
by Thereallola November 14, 2018
Get the Newton's Second Law of Motionmug. 1st law:an object will continue to be in motion unless another force acts upon it to stop it.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003
Get the newtons three laws of motionmug. a casual reply to the greeting "what's happenin'" or "what up doe." It's a Detroit way of letting the greeter know that there isn't anything going on at that particular time.
by Eazy313 August 22, 2009
Get the shit, chillin, slow-motionmug. Motion picture released on video in the early 1980s featuring actresses sporting superior posteriors who were partial to penetration per the poop-chute. Historically, "Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture" is the flick that started the anal sex video craze.
"'Hubert, go online and get me a copy of SWEET ASS: THE MOTION PICTURE, will ya baby?'
"'Yes, dear.'
"He might be pussy-whipped," Tess told the salesman, "but he BELONGS to me!" She hiked up her skirt and farted without shame, just like that. Cubby was appalled but knew he was closing in on the kill."
-- Henry Chinaski, "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" (Black Sparrow Press, 1976)
"'Yes, dear.'
"He might be pussy-whipped," Tess told the salesman, "but he BELONGS to me!" She hiked up her skirt and farted without shame, just like that. Cubby was appalled but knew he was closing in on the kill."
-- Henry Chinaski, "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" (Black Sparrow Press, 1976)
by Chance Wayne May 1, 2006
Get the Sweet Ass: The Motion Picturemug. by Everett Ingram June 29, 2004
Get the slow motion 4 memug. The feeling of wanting to rave. When typing it you'd never capitalize any of the letters because all lowercase gives it the soothing rave appeal.
by slowmotionlighteffect July 18, 2009
Get the slow motion light effectmug.