Dad

Someone who leaves you before you're born.

Me: my dad is gone.

by DadIsGone November 15, 2018

dad

gone

Dad never came home after getting the milk. gone, forever.

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021

Dad

A person who made you because he was using your mom for sex. Somebody who uses the excuse "her/his teenage hormones and attitude" to get you into trouble.

Kid: "Dad I don't want to walk to the pool today it's a 40 minute walk."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."

by eeew October 29, 2017

Dad

Biggest scam EVER!!!

I went shopping for milk and the isle was clearly *recognisable* from far.

You know my dad? Well I don’t. Boy never returned with milk!

by Got.Answers December 31, 2021

Dad

something you don't have

ha you don't have a dad loser

by h3h3h3h3h3 April 6, 2021

dad?

The question you ask when your dad went out 2 hours ago and you can’t find him

Where’d you come from where’d you go where did you come from cotton eye joe

Dad?: you can’t find him anywhere he left becaus he doesn’t love you

by I_want_to_die_420 May 18, 2018

Dad

Someone you never had.

Son: why don’t I have a dad?

Mom:he ether died, cheated on me, ghosted me when i was pregnant with your ugly ass, never cam from the store to “Get milk” always at work, Or he fucked me and got me pregnant at a one night stand.

by SuccToSUCCeed September 12, 2020