courtesy napkin

A napkin or tissue one takes to their pornography to catch the excessive amounts of bodily fluids after jacking (or jilling) off

Damn, that dirty fool got his jizz all over my keyboard, fucker forgot to bring a courtesy napkin

by Blaster 2.5 April 20, 2005

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Napkin

An object received from a machine in the female's restroom. This object costs approximately one quarter, and is the entire basis for the German monetary system according to Olli...

Olli went to get a Coke from the machine and it cost him two Napkins!

by HOT KYLE May 25, 2006

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After power assisting an individual with a blunt object, sharp knife or shank they fall to the ground in a bloody mutilated mess, like dropping a used napkin. Best used to describe the death of a useless oxygen theif.

After Nacho Stabbed Tran In The Throat With A Shard Of Glass He Fell To The Ground Like A Used Napkin.

by fucktard666 November 16, 2009

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napkin eater

Retard. see also window licker and sped

The kids on the short bus are napkin eaters

by reger May 1, 2003

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Napkin Testosterone Boost

When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.

My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.

OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!

by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009

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