napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

by Sexydimma November 21, 2017

Napoleon

A sex act in which a partner waits for the other to fall asleep, then recreates Napoleon's portrait where his hand is inside his jacket pocket by quickly jamming four fingers into the sleeping partner's vagina or anus. The offending partner then shouts "Avec non!" and withdraws.

"He fell asleep right after, so I hit him with a Napoleon."

by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007

Napoleon bike ride

Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.

I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.

by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014

Napoleon dynamite

A movie a lot less people would like if they knew it was about them, as it's a couple of guys making fun of people with Napoleon's syndrome, and how what people say their lives are isn't always the truth if no cameras are watching. Being a Napoleon isn't fun when you don't have Napoleon power and nobody thinks you're Dynamite. That would make you appear to be as nerdy as the two guys in Napoleon dynamite, who had fun making a movie making fun of Napoleon's everywhere and acting nerdy, why the hell not.

He's out to prove he's got nothing to prove! Napoleon Dynamite!

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

Napoleon Dynamite complex

when someone is really awkward and is a jerk because of it, similar to the character "Napoleon Dynamite"

Wow, Ryan is really on one today... Their Napoleon Dynamite complex is out in full force. So awkward.

by whoopsnapoleon August 10, 2018

Napoleonismo

-To do a Napoleonismo is to jinx on purpose to screw your team over in a critical stage of a season.

-Doing a Napoleonismo can also mean you show your gargantuan obsession for AC Milan as they are better than Juve in every way.

"(Team) are embarrasing"
*(Team) scores*
"Laughed" I've just done a Napoleonismo

"(Team) in 2020..." followed by the same picture of the AC Milan badge

by Rubentus fan December 22, 2020

Napoleon complex

Anybody can say anybody else has one, since it's not based on size, strength, ability, intelligence, or any other attributes.

Guy 1- You got a Napoleon complex man.
Guy 2- No, no, it's you that has the Napoleon complex, not me.
Guy 1- I've studied this stuff, and I assure you, it is you that has the Napoleon complex.
Guy 3- Both of you shut the fuck up, you're both idiots with small penises.

by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021