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Twat Napkin

A used pad and/ or tampon. Or a bloody pad/tampon.
Shut up and quit acting like a Twat Napkin", or "I'm so hungover I feel like a Twat Napkin
by kajmagician August 4, 2011
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Paper Napkin

Hey Keisha, this bar is off the hook. Hella paper napkins be up in this motherfucker.
by simiangang January 16, 2010
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Quinny napkin

-noun
1. A sanitary napkin used on the female reproductive organs.
2. A person, usually male, paid to lick ejaculate off of a females reproductive organs in a non-sexual manner.

-adjective
1. a man who likes the taste of his own semen.
2. a wet blanket.
1. My quinny napkins smell like hamburger helper!

2. I only had to pay $25 to have a quinny napkin clean me off after our honeymoon.

3. Josh is a total quinny napkin, I walked in on him while he was cumming in his own mouth.

4. Don't be such a quinny napkin! Drinking and driving is totally safe!
by Happy Sheepy April 7, 2011
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napkin boy

See Fredrik for further information.
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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Napkin Snatcher

(1) Being a conniving evil b*tch with no regard for others

(2) The physical act of stealing napkins
Charlotte stole all of Janet's pads and tampons causing her to bleed onto the shorts she was wearing allowing everyone to see. Therefore, Janet was humiliated; this makes Charlotte a napkin snatcher.
by Anka704 August 28, 2010
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nut napkin

when you run out of tissues use your nut napkin
by landin porson March 8, 2019
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damp napkin

When your girlfriend gets her cum in her in your beard
Dude I ate my gf out and she gave me a damp napkin
by Yaboi6798888 May 3, 2018
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